Stack Sats For Free. No Excuses.

Simply Bitcoin

Oct 20, 2022

Sometimes we hear people say things like:

“Bitcoin is only for the wealthy.”
“The average person can’t afford bitcoin.”
“I’m too broke for bitcoin.”

We don't give a fuck! Those are bullshit excuses.

You can literally stack sats for free. Here’s how…

Fold

Fold is primarily a financial services app that gives you sats back on purchases when using your debit card.

However, you don’t need the card to get sats from Fold. You can stack with Fold by spinning their “spin wheel” every day. Win anywhere from 5 to 1M sats from the spin wheel alone.

Lolli

There are two ways to stack free sats with Lolli.

Have the Lolli browser extension active when making a purchase on one of their partner’s sites. They give you sats back for buying something you were going to buy anyway. Planning on traveling and using Booking.com for your hotel booking? Lolli will give you back up to 6% of the purchase in sats.
Like Fold, they have a daily stack feature where they give you free sats. You’ll need the Lolli app to access their daily stack feature.

Thunder Games

Lightning network mobile games with daily sat prizes. They let you immediately withdraw the sats into your lightning wallet. These games are quick and fun. Lately, I’ve been addicted to solitaire.

Bitcoiners should ditch their traditional podcast apps and switch to Fountain. They stream sats for just listening to podcasts. You can also clip any bit from a podcast and if other Fountain users like your clip, they can throw sats your way. Value for value baby!

The Bitcoin Company

The Bitcoin Company offers gift cards and virtual debit cards if you buy them with Bitcoin. You get sats back on your purchases! Fold and Lolli have a minimum sat withdrawal amount making it take some time to get those sats in your custody. The Bitcoin Company is best when it comes to not keeping your sats hostage. Lightning Network at its finest.

Carrot

Carrot gives you 5 sats for every Bitcoin Magazine article you read through their app. Also, you want to be following their Twitter page because every Friday they do sat giveaways!

Strike

Strike always has promos running where they give you bitcoin back for spending at certain vendors! Turn your Twitter notifications on to catch their promo announcements.

Choice

This is a Bitcoin IRA app. They have a daily game on their mobile app where you can win 100-500 sats in your Choice IRA.

Get Stacking!

These little stacks might be worth pennies now, but dollar sat parity is coming.

If you bought a few bucks worth of bitcoin a decade ago, you’d be sitting pretty. In another decade, the returns may be just as preposterous. We might have to make a unit of the account even smaller than a sat!

Take as many bites of the 2.1 quadrillion units as possible. We're hungry now, but we'll be full before we know it.

Enjoy the ride.

Stack hard plebs.